A Most Mysterious Event Indeed

This morning I got in my car parked on the street in Russian Hill and found a Pizza Hut pizza box inexplicably sitting in the passenger seat. The last time I saw my car, on Sunday night, there was no pizza box in the car and I haven't had pizza, let alone Pizza Hut, in a long time. 

So, like, WTF?? After verifying that my special lady wasn't playing tricks on me, my best bet is that I somehow left my car unlocked and since it was raining last night, some drunk dude on his way home needed a warm dry place to eat his pizza. Lacking the stuff to make it home, he tested car doors until he found mine unlocked. 

So to that guy, you're welcome. And thanks for not stealing my car or anything in it.