Presenting the Phillies' worst fan, Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Sadly proving that Philly's grimiest grit comes from across the Delaware. If you see this man-child at Citizen's Bank Park, run, don't walk, in the opposite direction, else you could end up like Easton Police Captain Michael Vangelo and his little daughter, upon whom he forcibly vomited at Wednesday night's baseball game.
And everybody knows it too:
These are the encapsulated 'Story Highlights' from Sports Illustrated's coverage of the incident, meant to highlight the most important details in 75 words or less.