In the classic 1999 film Office Space, actor David Herman famously referred to Michael Bolton as a 'no-talent ass clown.' The 'no-talent' part aside, I think there's plenty to explore in the taxonomy of 'ass clowns' of the world. None bigger, perhaps, than Michael Bolton predecessor Rod Stewart.
Coupling lyrics like 'she was hot, young, beautiful and I said to myself... she's destined to be mine' with dance moves so fresh they sting, it's hard to deny this talent. At the same time its hard not to see all the ass clownery that's going down and wonder how this guy's been slaying grade A poontang since the 1970s.