... Because the snooping fellow in the stall next to you, who hid his ID in his pocket before squatting down, may be able to tell who you are. And if you're really unlucky, he may be snapping a pic with his hated Motorola SLVR L7 Cameraphone and blogging your pants-down stooping to humanity's lowest common-denominator (expelling solid waste) all over the Interwebs.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
The Perils of Pooping at Work
If you are lucky as I am to work at place with nifty security badges that dangle from your waste, and you are a little self-conscious of being readily identified as one who craps on the work toilets, you may want to be more careful than this guy:
... Because the snooping fellow in the stall next to you, who hid his ID in his pocket before squatting down, may be able to tell who you are. And if you're really unlucky, he may be snapping a pic with his hated Motorola SLVR L7 Cameraphone and blogging your pants-down stooping to humanity's lowest common-denominator (expelling solid waste) all over the Interwebs.
... Because the snooping fellow in the stall next to you, who hid his ID in his pocket before squatting down, may be able to tell who you are. And if you're really unlucky, he may be snapping a pic with his hated Motorola SLVR L7 Cameraphone and blogging your pants-down stooping to humanity's lowest common-denominator (expelling solid waste) all over the Interwebs.
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